Just in: Bud Light Takes An $800 Million Hit Thanks To Elon Musk
In the pantheon of strange yet significant moments in corporate history, this may well secure a podium finish. There was Elon Musk, the audacious maverick helming SpaceX and Tesla, who, with a flick of his Twitter fingers, managed to send Bud Light tumbling down a financial rabbit hole, stripping a cool $800 million from the […]
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Whoopi Goldberg Promptly Escorted off The View Set for Bringing a Bud Light Can to the Show
Who could forget the episode of The View when Whoopi Goldberg, an esteemed co-host and Oscar-winning actress, strolled onto set clutching what would soon become a symbol of national controversy—a Bud Light? Indeed, the television world was left agog as Whoopi was escorted out of the studio faster than one can say, “We’ll be right […]
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“Boycott Target” Song Hits No. 1 on iTunes
Forgiato Blow, a prominent rapper, has emerged as one of the strongest supporters of former President Trump within the rap music sphere. Despite Trump’s controversial pardons towards the end of his first term, it is Blow who stands out for his unwavering allegiance. His latest single, titled “Boycott Target,” has skyrocketed to the number one […]
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Male Disneyland Employee’s Fairy Godmother Costume Sparks Outrage
A Disneyland employee’s choice of costume has sparked controversy and triggered a wave of calls for boycotting the popular entertainment resort. The employee, a male cast member, was dressed as a ‘Fairy Godmother’s apprentice,’ donning a blue and purple dress and sporting a mustache. The incident unfolded at the Bibbidi Bobbidi Boutique in Anaheim, California, […]
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Kohl’s Pride Collection for Kids Sparks Outrage
Retail giant Kohl’s is currently facing a significant wave of criticism after conservative individuals shed light on the company’s Pride-themed merchandise designed for children. The collection features a delightful onesie adorned with adorable cartoon characters proudly holding a rainbow-colored flag, aiming to celebrate the spirit of Pride Month. Unfortunately for Kohl’s, this controversy has had […]
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Chick-fil-A Faces Backlash from Conservatives Over Diversity Hire
Chick-fil-A, the popular restaurant franchise known for its conservative values, has come under fire from conservatives on Twitter. The controversy stems from the company’s recent announcement regarding the hiring of a new vice president whose role will be focused on promoting diversity, equity, and inclusion within the traditionally conservative brand. The attention was drawn to […]
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Following Bud Light and Coors Light: Miller Lite’s Provocative ‘Woke’ Ad Campaign Sparks Debate
As social consciousness becomes a trending topic, many brands are keen to showcase their commitment to progressive values. The latest to join the fray is Miller Lite with its controversial ‘woke’ ad campaign. This move follows in the footsteps of Bud Light and Coors Light, who have both experienced significant backlash following their attempts to […]
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Just in: Elon Musk Inflicts a $800 Million Blow to Budweiser
In what could be a new chapter in ‘The Eccentric Adventures of Elon Musk,’ our flamboyant billionaire has added a new feat to his resume – costing Budweiser $800 million, all thanks to a tweet. Yes, you read it right! Musk, in his new role as Twitter CEO, has once again proved that he doesn’t […]
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Renowned Stanford Professor Claim Aliens Have Been Among Us for Centuries!
In a captivating display at the SALT iConnections conference in New York City, Dr. Garry Nolan, a distinguished professor of pathology at Stanford University, made some intriguing statements as a respected ufologist. With utmost confidence, he declared that not only have extraterrestrial beings paid visits to our planet, but they have actually been here for […]
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Anheuser-Busch CEO Makes Urgent Plea to Red State Drinkers: ‘Please Buy Our Beer Again’
In the aftermath of the Bud Light fiasco that left Anheuser-Busch reeling, the CEO of the brewing giant is making a desperate appeal to red state drinkers to once again embrace their brand. The fallout from a controversial marketing campaign featuring transgender influencer Dylan Mulvaney on a commemorative Bud Light can has caused a significant […]
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