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Academy Of Music Bans Garth Brooks
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Breaking: The Academy of Music Bans Garth Brooks for Life, ‘He Went Woke’

In a surprising and controversial move, the Academy of Music has banned iconic country music star Garth Brooks for life, citing his purported embrace of “woke” ideologies. This decision has ignited a firestorm of debate within the music community and beyond, raising questions about artistic freedom, ideological boundaries, and the role of institutions in shaping […]

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Oklahoma Governor Kevin Stitt
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Just in: Another State Bans Trans Procedures On Kids, Becoming 16th State To Enact Such Law

Oklahoma has joined 15 other states in safeguarding young children from irreversible gender transition procedures and medications. Oklahoma’s Republican Governor, Kevin Stitt, enacted a law prohibiting gender reassignment surgeries for minors. The legislation prohibits elective double mastectomies for young girls identifying as boys and bars the use of puberty blockers and cross-se* hormones in children. […]

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Megan Rapinoe
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Just in: Olympic Committee Bans Troublemaker Megan Rapinoe for Life

In a stunning move, the International Olympic Committee (IOC) has announced that it has banned Megan Rapinoe from participating in any future Olympic events for life. The decision comes after Rapinoe repeatedly caused trouble at the 2020 Tokyo Olympics, where she competed with the US Women’s Soccer Team. According to an official statement from the […]

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