Just in: Anheuser Busch Dumps Bud Light Brand, ‘It’s Time To Let It Go’
After a PR stunt went awry, Anheuser Busch has finally called it quits with their Bud Light brand. In a move that will leave beer drinkers reeling and all of us questioning the power of social media, the beer giant has decided to retire the beloved Bud Light brand in the wake of an Instagram […]
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Elon Musk Causes Budweiser to Suffer an $800 Million Loss
In a stunning turn of events, beer giant Budweiser has announced an $800 million loss after the recent Bud Light fiasco, which involved the shipment of several cases of beer to Dylan Mulvaney. The debacle was apparently sparked by a tweet from none other than Elon Musk, the eccentric billionaire and CEO of Tesla and […]
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Kid Rock Ditches Bud Light for Miller in $40 Million Sponsorship Deal: “F*** You, Bud Light!”
In a bold move that is sure to ruffle some feathers in the beer industry, Kid Rock has reportedly signed a $40 million sponsorship deal with Miller, effectively ending his long-standing relationship with rival brand Bud Light. According to sources close to the deal, Kid Rock was drawn to Miller’s “no-nonsense” approach to beer-making, which […]
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Pabst outshines Budweiser: Bags $124m exclusive beer deal with Kid Rock’s world tour
In a surprising move that has left many in the beer industry scratching their heads, Pabst Brewing Company has reportedly snatched a $124 million deal from Budweiser to become the “exclusive provider” for Kid Rock’s upcoming world tour. According to sources close to the deal, Pabst was able to woo the “American Bad Ass” singer […]
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Just in: Budweiser Loses Top Spot as Best-Selling Beer After 60 Years
In a stunning upset, Budweiser has fallen out as the number-one-selling beer in the United States for the first time in 60 years. The iconic brand, known for its distinctive red and white can, has been knocked off its perch by an upstart craft brewery from Portland, Oregon. The brewery, which goes by the name […]
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