Breaking: Michael Jordan Terminates His $50 Million Deal With Planet Fitness, Saying, ‘Not Going to Work With a Woke Brand.’
In a surprising turn of events, basketball legend Michael Jordan has opted to terminate his $50 million endorsement deal with Planet Fitness, citing his unwillingness to align with what he perceives as a “woke” brand. This decision has sparked widespread speculation and raised questions about the intersection of sports, business, and social activism. The partnership […]
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Breaking: Nike Severs Ties with Megan Rapinoe, Leading to $100 Million Loss
In a shocking twist of corporate fate, sportswear giant Nike has announced the end of its partnership with none other than the legendary soccer star Megan Rapinoe. The news comes with an eye-watering price tag attached – a staggering $100 million loss that has left many wondering if this is the most expensive case of […]
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Just in: Anheuser Busch Shutting Down Half of US Breweries After “Worst Goof In Marketing History”
Anheuser Busch, the brewing giant responsible for popular beer brands like Budweiser and Bud Light, has announced that it will be closing half of its breweries in the US. The move comes after what has been described as the “worst goof in marketing history,” which has left the company reeling from a PR disaster. It […]
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