Breaking: CNN’s Don Lemon Gets a ‘Punch’ from Elon Musk
In a world where billionaire entrepreneurs launch themselves into space and electric cars wink at other road users, it’s no surprise that Elon Musk has once again made headlines. This time, however, it’s not for his latest innovation or Twitter proclamation, but for a wild event during a CNN interview with Don Lemon. It all […]
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Breaking: Judge Slam Dunks Bud Light’s $100 Billion Lawsuit Against Elon Musk
The court room was charged with tension, thick as the head on a poorly poured pint of Bud Light, when the unprecedented lawsuit of Bud Light against billionaire Elon Musk took a dramatic twist. In a satirical turn of events, the judge overseeing the trial metaphorically ‘slam dunked’ Bud Light’s $100 billion lawsuit against Musk, […]
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Breaking: Bud Light Blames Elon Musk for Declining Sales
It seems that the Bud Light universe has taken a turn for the surreal, as the beer behemoth recently announced that they were laying the blame for their declining sales squarely at the feet of tech magnate and space enthusiast, Elon Musk. Yes, you read that correctly. In a bizarre twist that could only occur […]
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Breaking: The View Just Got Cancelled
The digital world woke up to a shocker this morning: ABC’s long-running talk show “The View” was canceled. For over two decades, this women-led daytime show has kept us entertained, informed, and occasionally dumbfounded. Let’s start with the origins of “The View.” The show was launched in 1997 by Barbara Walters, who was inspired by […]
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Breaking: Elon Musk Demands Instant Disclosure of the ‘Epstein Client List’
In a surprising turn of events that can only be compared to a plot twist in a Hollywood blockbuster, Elon Musk, the tech titan and Tesla CEO, has stepped into the ring of the ongoing Jeffrey Epstein saga. Shaking the very foundations of the internet, Musk is demanding the immediate release of the notorious ‘Epstein […]
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Breaking: Elon Musk to reveal information that puts Bill Gates behind bars
Ever since Elon Musk took to Twitter to hint at potential bombshell revelations about tech mogul Bill Gates, speculation has run rife. The SpaceX and Tesla CEO left followers in suspense with a tweet that read, “I’ve got the goods to put Gates behind bars. Stay tuned.” This claim, presented with all the subtlety of […]
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Breaking: Elon Musk Is Going To Expose Bill Gates Soon, Says ‘He’s Evil’
In the latest saga of tech billionaires trading barbs, the ever unpredictable Elon Musk has fired a new salvo, aimed directly at Bill Gates. Yes, the self-proclaimed ‘technoking’, the man who aspires to colonize Mars, and the mind behind ‘Not-a-Flamethrower’, has put Gates squarely in his crosshairs. The accusation? “Bill Gates is evil, going to […]
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Breaking: Whoopi Goldberg sues Elon Musk
In a surreal turn of events, iconic television personality Whoopi Goldberg has leveled a hefty lawsuit against billionaire tech mogul Elon Musk, making it one of the most intriguing and seemingly far-fetched courtroom dramas in recent years. The lawsuit stems from an alleged altercation between the two influential figures, making headlines globally. Apparently, Goldberg has […]
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Breaking: HBO Gives ‘Toxic’ Kathy Griffin The Boot After Elon Musk’s Intervention
When you think of the zany billionaire inventor and entrepreneur Elon Musk, a few things likely spring to mind. Maybe it’s electric cars that look like they’re from the future. Perhaps it’s ambitious plans to colonize Mars. Or, if you’ve been keeping track of the news lately, it might just be the surprising influence he […]
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Breaking: Elon Musk Sues Whoopi Goldberg and ‘The View’ for a Billion Dollars
In a twist more unexpected than a Cybertruck design reveal, SpaceX and Tesla titan, Elon Musk, has propelled himself into a new legal galaxy. The tech mogul, known for launching reusable rockets and electric cars, has just fired his heftiest lawsuit yet, aimed straight at ‘The View’ and Whoopi Goldberg. The payload? A staggering billion […]
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