Breaking: NCAA Bans Lia Thomas For Life From Competitive Swimming, “Should Try for Another Category”
In a move that has sent shockwaves through the world of competitive swimming, the NCAA has made the decision to ban Lia Thomas, the transgender swimmer, from participating in future competitions. The decision, which comes amidst a backdrop of heated debates surrounding inclusion and fairness in sports, has reignited discussions about the intersection of gender […]
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Breaking: Lia Thomas Banned From Participating In Women’s Sports, “She Doesn’t Fit”
In a world more obsessed with rules than a hall monitor with a new whistle, the International Women’s Sports Federation (IWSF) announced today that Lia Thomas, the lightning rod trans athlete, has been banned from participating in women’s sports. First, let’s address the elephant in the room or, in this case, the grizzly bear on […]
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Chick-fil-A Faces Backlash from Conservatives Over Diversity Hire
Chick-fil-A, the popular restaurant franchise known for its conservative values, has come under fire from conservatives on Twitter. The controversy stems from the company’s recent announcement regarding the hiring of a new vice president whose role will be focused on promoting diversity, equity, and inclusion within the traditionally conservative brand. The attention was drawn to […]
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Jack Daniels’ ‘Woke’ Statement Costs Company $100 Million in Sales and Counting
In what can only be described as a sobering turn of events, Jack Daniels has announced that it lost a staggering $100 million in one “woke” weekend. The whiskey company’s woes began when it released a statement expressing support for the Black Lives Matter movement and pledging to do more to promote diversity and inclusion. […]
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Just in: MSNBC Drops Joy Reid, Deems Her Message ‘Outdated’
In a shocking move today, MSNBC announced that it has decided to release Joy Reid from her position as a host on the network. According to a statement released by the network, Reid’s message was deemed “outdated” and no longer in line with the network’s values. “Joy has been a valuable member of our team […]
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