Anheuser-Busch CEO Makes Urgent Plea to Red State Drinkers: ‘Please Buy Our Beer Again’
In the aftermath of the Bud Light fiasco that left Anheuser-Busch reeling, the CEO of the brewing giant is making a desperate appeal to red state drinkers to once again embrace their brand. The fallout from a controversial marketing campaign featuring transgender influencer Dylan Mulvaney on a commemorative Bud Light can has caused a significant […]
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just in: Budweiser Incurs $800 Million Loss in a Single Day
In a shocking development, Budweiser, the beloved beer brand that has been a staple at backyard barbecues and frat parties for generations, has suffered a massive financial setback. According to industry insiders, the company’s latest attempt to “go woke” by featuring transgender activist Dylan Mulvaney in their advertising campaign has backfired spectacularly, causing their stock […]
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Backlash Against “Woke” Peter Pan Results in Record-Low Pre-Sale for Disney
Disney’s highly anticipated “Woke Peter Pan” reboot appears to be in serious trouble, as reports indicate that it has had the worst pre-sale numbers in the company’s history. According to sources close to the project, the film, which aims to modernize the classic tale of Peter Pan with a “woke” twist, has been met with […]
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