Pabst outshines Budweiser: Bags $124m exclusive beer deal with Kid Rock’s world tour
In a surprising move that has left many in the beer industry scratching their heads, Pabst Brewing Company has reportedly snatched a $124 million deal from Budweiser to become the “exclusive provider” for Kid Rock’s upcoming world tour. According to sources close to the deal, Pabst was able to woo the “American Bad Ass” singer […]
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Kid Rock Bans Bud Light on World Tour: Refuses to Let Woke Brands Ruin the Party
In a stunning move, Kid Rock has announced that he will be banning Bud Light from his upcoming world tour. According to the controversial musician, he is taking a stand against “woke brands” and the influence they have on society. “I’m sick and tired of these brands trying to push their political agendas on us,” […]
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Just in: Kid Rock’s “No Snowflakes” Tour Sells Out All 30 Shows in Under an Hour
In what can only be described as a shocking turn of events, Kid Rock’s “No Snowflakes” tour has sold out all 30 of its shows in under an hour. Apparently, there are more people out there who are offended by snowflakes than we ever could have imagined. For those who are unfamiliar with Kid Rock’s […]
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Breaking: Kid Rock Signs $20 Million Deal with Miller, Tells Bud Light to “F*** Off”
Kid Rock, the notorious American musician and self-proclaimed “badass”, has just signed a whopping $40 million sponsorship deal with Miller beer. The announcement came as a shock to many in the industry, as Kid Rock has long been associated with Budweiser. But according to sources close to the deal, Kid Rock was lured away by […]
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