Breaking: Eddie Vedder Loses His Biggest Show At Pearl Jam Concert After Slamming Harrison Butker
In an unexpected twist that could only occur in the bizarre vortex of 2024, Eddie Vedder, the venerable Pearl Jam frontman known for his vocal prowess and even louder opinions, has allegedly lost his biggest gig ever—right in the middle of a Pearl Jam show. Why, you ask? Well, it appears his scathing critique of […]
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Breaking: Roseanne Barr to Launch a Non-Woke Program with Tim Allen
In a move that is shaking up the landscape of television entertainment, comedian and actress Roseanne Barr is teaming up with fellow comedian Tim Allen to launch a new non-woke program. This collaborative effort promises to challenge prevailing norms in the entertainment industry and provide audiences with a refreshing alternative to politically correct content. Roseanne […]
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Breaking: The Academy of Music Bans Garth Brooks for Life, ‘He Went Woke’
In a surprising and controversial move, the Academy of Music has banned iconic country music star Garth Brooks for life, citing his purported embrace of “woke” ideologies. This decision has ignited a firestorm of debate within the music community and beyond, raising questions about artistic freedom, ideological boundaries, and the role of institutions in shaping […]
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Breaking: Jason Aldean to Make Musical Guest Appearance on Roseanne’s New Show
In a thrilling turn of events, the iconic country singer Jason Aldean is set to join forces with the legendary comedian Roseanne Barr as her first musical guest on her highly anticipated new show. The news has sent waves of excitement through the entertainment industry and the fan community alike. This collaboration promises to bring […]
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“Take Your Wokeness With You”: Candace Owens Throws Lia Thomas Out Of The View Set
In a turn of events that left viewers of “The View” both bewildered and amused, Candace Owens, the newest co-host replacing Whoopi Goldberg, took a stand against what she called “extreme wokeness” by theatrically ejecting Lia Thomas, the transgender swimmer, from the show’s set. The episode, which critics are already calling a mix between a […]
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TRUE: Sylvester Stallone Declines Disney’s Half-Billion Dollar ‘Woke’ Film Proposal
In a move that has left Hollywood’s elite gasping for air (and not just from their high-intensity Pilates sessions), Sylvester Stallone, the man who once single-handedly took on the entire Soviet Union in a boxing ring, has turned down a jaw-dropping $500 million movie offer from Disney. His reason? He’s had enough of the “woke […]
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Just in: Oliver Anthony’s New Song Is Already Breaking Records
In an age where melodies are often recycled and lyrics can feel superficial, Oliver Anthony’s “I Want To Go Home” emerges as a beacon of genuine sentiment and raw truth. This isn’t just a song; it’s a movement, a testament to the power of music that resonates with the lived experiences of its listeners. Since […]
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Lia Thomas Announces Desire to Revert To Be Male Again: “I’ve Accomplished My Goals”
In a surprising turn of events, Lia Thomas, the transgender swimmer who made headlines for competing on the women’s team at the NCAA championships, has announced that she wants to transition back to being male. In a statement to the media, Thomas explained that while she had enjoyed her time as a female athlete, she […]
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Breaking: Clint Eastwood’s New Movie to Feature Only White Male Leads, “We’re Bringing Back the Good Old Days”
In a move that can only be described as a masterstroke of nostalgia, legendary filmmaker Clint Eastwood has announced his latest project: a film featuring an all-white, all-male cast. Titled “The Good Old Days,” the film promises to bring back the golden era of Hollywood when diversity was an afterthought, and leading roles were exclusively […]
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