Satire
Attorney General Blanche Turns Attention To Tom Hanks Over Alleged Canada Border Crossing, “He Crossed The Border Illegally”
Todd Blanche is convinced Tom Hanks has arrived in New York under a cloud of paperwork confusion, and Hanks is convinced he simply wants a bagel. No customs case opens. No investigator files a request. The bureaucracy is all in Blanche’s head, which is crowded enough. Blanche’s briefing claims Hanks crossed from somewhere upstate with […]
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Tulsi Gabbard Claims Intelligence Agencies Have Been Watching Elaine Chao For Years, “She’s A Spy”
Elaine Chao packs a sensible suitcase and Mitch McConnell deciding, for once, that home has better lighting than a departure lounge. Tulsi Gabbard, treats the itinerary like open-mic material. There are no spy claims. There are no hospital scenes. There is only travel speculation as sport. Chao’s meetings in China are the mild kind: handshakes, […]
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