Just in: Twitter head Elon Musk to hire Tucker Carlson after his firing from Fox News
In a shocking, yet not entirely surprising move, Twitter CEO Elon Musk has announced the hiring of Tucker Carlson, the recently fired Fox News anchor, as the company’s Chief Conspiracy Theorist. This marks the latest in a series of unconventional moves by Musk, who seems determined to steer Twitter in a direction more akin to […]
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Don Lemon’s Fiery CNN Exit: Police Escort ‘Angry’ Anchor Out Amid Dramatic Showdown
In a bizarre turn of events, Don Lemon, the recently fired CNN anchor, was escorted out of the network’s headquarters by police after an intense confrontation with network executives. Witnesses described the scene as “chaotic” and “unforgettable,” with a “very angry” Lemon making his displeasure known in no uncertain terms. The situation unfolded shortly after […]
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Just in: Tucker Carlson Rejects CNN’s $30 Million Offer
In a shocking turn of events, controversial Fox News host Tucker Carlson has reportedly been fired from the network after a series of controversial statements and on-air incidents. However, instead of being devastated by the news, Carlson has reportedly turned down a $30 million offer from CNN to host his own show on the network. […]
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‘They Threw Me Under The Bus’: Tucker Carlson Files A Billion Dollar Lawsuit Against Fox News
In a move that surprised absolutely no one, Tucker Carlson has filed a billion-dollar lawsuit against Fox News after being fired from his position as a host on the network. Carlson, who has become infamous for his divisive and often inflammatory comments, claims that he was unjustly terminated and is seeking to recoup what he […]
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Just in: Tucker Carlson Joins “The View” as Newest Panelist
In a shocking turn of events, former Fox News host Tucker Carlson has announced that he will be joining the panel of daytime talk show “The View” as a permanent co-host. The move comes after Carlson’s firing from Fox News, where he had hosted his own primetime show “Tucker Carlson Tonight” for several years. The […]
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Just in: Tucker Carlson Joins OAN as News Director
In a shocking turn of events, Tucker Carlson, the controversial host of Fox News’ “Tucker Carlson Tonight,” has announced that he will be leaving the network to take on a new role as the News Director at One America News Network (OAN). Sources close to Carlson say that he was attracted to OAN’s commitment to […]
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Just in: The Oaklands A’s Are Moving To Vegas And Ditching Greasy Gavin’s California!
The Oakland Athletics, also known as the A’s, have made a bold decision to leave California behind. Specifically, they are abandoning the city of Oakland and the state of California altogether. This move has been prompted by the team’s frustration with the political climate in the state, particularly with Governor Gavin Newsom. The A’s have […]
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Just in: Anheuser Busch Shutting Down Half of US Breweries After “Worst Goof In Marketing History”
Anheuser Busch, the brewing giant responsible for popular beer brands like Budweiser and Bud Light, has announced that it will be closing half of its breweries in the US. The move comes after what has been described as the “worst goof in marketing history,” which has left the company reeling from a PR disaster. It […]
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Just in: Budweiser Brands Won’t Be Welcome at Oktoberfest For The 1st Time in 75 Years
Budweiser Brands Won’t Be Welcome at Oktoberfest For The 1st Time in 75 Years Due to “Unacceptable Taste”. In a shocking move, the organizers of Oktoberfest have announced that Budweiser brands will not be allowed at the festival for the first time in 75 years. The reason? “Unacceptable taste.” “We have received complaints from too […]
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Just in: Gordon Ramsay Shuts Down ‘Drag Kitchen’ Show Due To Whoopi Goldberg
Celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay has reportedly shut down the new cooking show ‘Drag Kitchen’ due to objections from Whoopi Goldberg. The show featured drag queens cooking up a storm in the kitchen while dressed in their most glamorous attire. According to sources close to Ramsay, Goldberg was “appalled” by the show’s premise and expressed her […]
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