Breaking: Jason Aldean Sacks Manager in Response to CMT’s Censoring of His Hit Song
The universe of Country Music Television (CMT) took a wild left turn this week when they decided to pull Jason Aldean’s chart-topping hit from their rotation. The decision prompted Aldean, the newly minted symbol of creative rebellion, to promptly fire his manager, who apparently gave a thumbs-up to the audacious move. It all started innocently […]
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TRUE: Guy Fieri Brands Whoopi Goldberg ‘Toxic,’ Issues Permanent Restaurant Ban
Just when we thought the realm of culinary feuds was simmering down, Guy Fieri, the man with hair as white as his mozzarella sticks and shirts as loud as his ‘Trash Can Nachos,’ fired up a fresh fracas. This time, the crosshairs landed on Whoopi Goldberg. Yes, you read it right. She’s not Goldberg, she’s […]
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TRUE: Whoopi Goldberg Supports CMT’s Axing of Jason Aldean’s Hit
Whoopi Goldberg has never been one to shy away from controversy. She’s known for stirring the pot, seasoning it with her opinion, and then serving up a healthy helping of heated debates on national television. So, when she declared her support for Country Music Television’s (CMT) decision to pull Jason Aldean’s hit song, “Try That […]
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Breaking: Emmy Awards Ban Jason Aldean For Lifetime Due To Controversy
In an unexpected twist that might as well be the plot of the most dramatic country ballad ever written, Jason Aldean, country music superstar and the man of the hour, has been handed a lifetime ban from the Emmy Awards. Not just a ban from the star-studded, red carpet walk, but from being considered for […]
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Breaking: Jason Aldean Slaps Whoopi Goldberg with a $100 Billion Lawsuit
Just when we thought the fiasco surrounding Jason Aldean’s contentious hit “Try That in a Small Town” was finally starting to simmer down, the country music superstar has turned up the heat yet again. This time, not by delivering another chart-topping hit, but by launching a cool $100 billion lawsuit against the legendary talk show […]
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TRUE: Elon Musk Bans CMT From Twitter in Show of Support for Jason Aldean
In a move as unpredictable as a bucking bronco at a rodeo, Twitter owner Elon Musk has taken a stance that’s causing a stir in the twittersphere. Proving that the real world has more drama than a country music song, Musk has banned Country Music Television (CMT) from Twitter. Why, you ask? As an ostentatious […]
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TRUE: Whoopi Goldberg Bashes Jason Aldean’s Song on ‘The View’, Gets Escorted Out Immediately
In the ultimate mash-up of country and daytime television drama, Hollywood veteran Whoopi Goldberg has found herself in the hot seat. Her offense? Criticizing country superstar Jason Aldean’s controversial hit, “Try That In A Small Town,” on her show, “The View”. But, as any good country song tells us, every action has its consequence, and […]
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TRUE: DirecTV Dumps CMT Over Jason Aldean’s ‘Try That In A Small Town’ Controversy
In the world of country music, stories often feature heartbreak, betrayal, and occasionally, a dog named Bo. But the latest country music drama is playing out offstage, across the airwaves of America. DirecTV, a major broadcaster, has taken an unprecedented step in suspending Country Music Television (CMT) from its lineup. The cause? You guessed it, […]
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TRUE: Comcast Kicks CMT Off the Air In Support Of Jason Aldean
Hold onto your cable boxes, folks! The ripples from the controversial decision of Country Music Television (CMT) to pull Jason Aldean’s hit song “Try That In A Small Town” are starting to feel more like waves. This time, they’ve swept right into the offices of Comcast, leading the media giant to yank CMT off their […]
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TRUE: CMT Restores Jason Aldean’s Hit ‘Try That In A Small Town’ Due To Backlash
As they say in Nashville, if you can’t stand the heat, get out of the honky-tonk! In a twist as surprising as a key change in a pop song, Country Music Television (CMT) has decided to dust off their cowboy boots and dance to a different tune – by restoring Jason Aldean’s controversial hit, “Try […]
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