Anheuser Busch Cleans House: Entire Marketing Team Terminated Following Major Bud Light Faux Pas
In a stunning turn of events, Anheuser Busch has announced that it has fired its entire marketing department following what it calls the “worst mistake in Bud Light history.” According to sources within the company, the marketing team was responsible for a recent ad campaign that was meant to promote Bud Light’s new “lighter taste.” […]
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Augustus Anheuser III Apologizes for Controversial Bud Light Ads
In a stunning turn of events, Augustus Anheuser III, the CEO of Anheuser-Busch, issued an official apology today for the Bud Light Fiasco, in which the company released a series of controversial ads mocking craft beer. In a statement released to the press, Anheuser III expressed regret for the offensive nature of the ads, which […]
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Kelsea Ballerini Faces Radio Boycott From 400 Stations Over CMT Awards Drag Queen Performance
Country music singer Kelsea Ballerini has found herself in hot water after her recent appearance at the CMT Awards, where she caused controversy with a drag queen stunt that left many traditionalists outraged. Now, she’s paying the price as more than 400 radio stations have reportedly shunned her from their playlists. The incident in question […]
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NFL Mediator Supports Coach Tomlin’s Decision to Bench or Fire Players Who Kneel During National Anthem
In a stunning turn of events, the NFL’s mediator has come out in support of Pittsburgh Steelers head coach Mike Tomlin’s decision to bench or even fire players who kneel during the national anthem. The decision, which has sparked outrage among players and fans alike, comes after months of heated debate over whether kneeling during […]
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Sean Hannity Sues Stormy Daniels for $10 Million: “She Should Have Left Me Out Of It”
Fox News host Sean Hannity has filed a $10 million lawsuit against adult film actress Stormy Daniels, claiming that she included him in her recent book without his consent. In his lawsuit, Hannity alleges that Daniels’ book, “Full Disclosure,” includes defamatory statements about him. Specifically, Hannity takes issue with a passage in which Daniels describes […]
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Just in: Kathy Griffin Files for Bankruptcy, Cites Elon Musk as Cause
Los Angeles, California – Comedian Kathy Griffin is filing for bankruptcy after a series of unfortunate events that she claims were caused by none other than the tech billionaire Elon Musk. According to sources close to Griffin, the trouble began when she decided to purchase a Tesla Model S, Musk’s flagship electric car. Griffin, known […]
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Trump Campaign Sues The View for $200 Million: “They Tell Terrible Lies”
Washington D.C. – In the latest legal move from former President Donald Trump’s campaign team, the organization has filed a $200 million lawsuit against the popular daytime talk show The View. The campaign alleges that the show’s hosts, including Whoopi Goldberg, Joy Behar, and Sunny Hostin, have repeatedly told “terrible lies” about the former president. […]
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Just in: Fox Entertainment Signs Roseanne Barr to a Morning Show Opposite ABC’s “The View”
Fox Entertainment has just announced that they have signed Roseanne Barr to host a new morning show that will air opposite ABC’s popular talk show, “The View”. The move is being seen as a direct challenge to ABC, which fired Barr from her hit show after she made racist and offensive comments on Twitter. According […]
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John Elway Takes a Firm Stand: ‘Kneeling on My Field Will Result in Immediate Termination’
In a stunning announcement today, Denver Broncos General Manager and Hall of Fame quarterback John Elway declared that any player who kneels during the national anthem on his field will be immediately fired. “Listen, I understand the importance of free speech,” Elway began at a press conference. “But when it comes to disrespecting our country […]
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Roseanne Barr Offered $100 Million by CBS to Pen a New Sitcom
CBS has made an outrageous offer to disgraced comedian Roseanne Barr – $100 million to write a new sitcom. Yes, you read that right. The same Roseanne Barr who was fired from her hit show in 2018 for making racist and offensive comments on Twitter. According to CBS executives, they believe that Barr has served […]
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