Day: October 30, 2026

Jack Smith
Satire

Jack Smith Busted At Florida Airport After Trying To Hop A Flight To The Cayman Islands

Jack Smith has gone to the Cayman Islands, and the internet has decided he is never coming back. The former special counsel was seen this week at a Florida airport boarding a flight to Grand Cayman with what onlookers described as an impressive amount of luggage. Someone took a photo. Someone else posted it. By […]

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Tom Homan Rama Duwaji
Hollywood

Tom Homan Tells Mamdani’s Wife To Stop Interfering With ICE, “I’ll Put The Cuffs On Her”

Tom Homan has delivered a message to Rama Duwaji, and he did not bother to wrap it in diplomatic language. The border czar, who has made a career out of saying exactly what he thinks, warned the wife of New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani to stop standing in the way of federal immigration agents. […]

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Sylvester Stallone AOC
Satire

Sylvester Stallone Says Talking To AOC Was Like Talking To “A High School Girl”

Sylvester Stallone gave Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez ten minutes of his time. Then he gave the rest of the world his review. The actor, who has spent half a century playing fighters and soldiers, reportedly crossed paths with the New York congresswoman at a recent gathering. The talk did not go well. Stallone later told people that […]

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Billie Eilish
Satire

Billie Eilish Tries To Prove NYC Is Safe, Leaves Door Unlocked And Gets Robbed

Billie Eilish set out to prove a point about New York City safety. She ended up proving the exact opposite, and she paid for the lesson with nearly everything in her apartment. The story, as people close to the singer tell it, starts with good intentions. Eilish had grown tired of hearing that New York […]

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