Author: Alex Robin

With years of experience in crafting clever and satirical pieces, Alex has made a name for himself as one of the funniest and sharpest writers in the industry. Although his true identity remains a mystery, what is clear is that Alex has a knack for finding the absurdity in everyday situations and turning them into laugh-out-loud funny stories. He has a unique perspective on the world and is always on the lookout for the next big target to skewer with his biting wit. When he's not writing hilarious articles for Esspots.com, Alex enjoys playing practical jokes on his friends and family, watching stand-up comedy, and rooting for his favorite sports teams. He also has a soft spot for animals, particularly his mischievous cat, who often inspires his comedic material.
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WNBA’s Brittney Griner Slapped with 2-Year Suspension for Substance Abuse

In a stunning move, the Women’s National Basketball Association (WNBA) has announced that they are suspending Brittney Griner, one of the league’s biggest stars, for two years due to substance abuse. The announcement came as a shock to many fans of the WNBA, who have long admired Griner’s skill and athleticism on the court. But […]

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The View Forced to Cut to Commercial to Save Whoopi Goldberg’s Reputation

In a shocking turn of events on the popular daytime talk show “The View,” the producers were forced to cut to a commercial break in order to save the reputation of co-host Whoopi Goldberg. The incident occurred during a heated discussion about politics when Goldberg made a controversial statement that left the other hosts and […]

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Hollywood Star Alyssa Milano’s Car Explodes in Soho – Points Fingers at Climate Change

In a shocking incident that has left the posh Soho neighborhood in awe, actress and activist Alyssa Milano’s Volkswagen caught fire while parked outside her favorite vegan cafe. The incident has caused widespread panic and outrage, with many people blaming the tragedy on the effects of climate change. Milano, who is known for her staunch […]

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Hollywood Actress Alyssa Milano Cries on Twitter, Shocked That “Nobody Will Hire Me”

In a shocking turn of events, Hollywood actress and political activist Alyssa Milano took to Twitter to express her frustration over not being able to find a job. In a series of tweets, Milano bemoaned the fact that nobody was willing to hire her, despite her extensive acting experience and social justice credentials. “It’s just […]

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Just in: Whoopi To Interview Brittney Griner on ‘The View’

In a shocking move, “The View” has announced that co-host Whoopi Goldberg will be interviewing WNBA superstar Brittney Griner on an upcoming episode of the popular daytime talk show. The interview is expected to be a fascinating discussion about Griner’s career, her personal life, and her advocacy for LGBTQ+ rights, but not everyone is thrilled […]

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2nd Offense: The View Suspends Whoopi Goldberg Without Pay for 6 Weeks

In a shocking move, ABC’s popular daytime talk show “The View” has announced that they are suspending co-host Whoopi Goldberg for six weeks without pay for her second offense of violating network policies. The suspension has left many fans and colleagues of Goldberg outraged, but ABC stands by its decision. According to sources close to […]

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Just in: Elon Musk Buys ABC, Cancels The View

In a stunning move, billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk has purchased the ABC television network and promptly canceled one of its most popular shows, “The View”. The move has sent shockwaves through the entertainment industry and raised questions about Musk’s motivations and plans for his new media empire. According to sources close to Musk, the tech […]

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Just in: Kevin Sorbo Teams Up With Kyle Rittenhouse to Slay Whoopi Goldberg on Twitter

Actor Kevin Sorbo, known for his role as Hercules in the hit TV series of the same name, has announced his collaboration with Kyle Rittenhouse to take down none other than Whoopi Goldberg on Twitter. The announcement comes after Sorbo’s recent Twitter feud with Goldberg, where he criticized her for supporting the Black Lives Matter […]

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Just in: ABC Sells “The View” to CNN For $400 million

In a stunning move that has left viewers across the country scratching their heads, ABC has announced that they have sold their daytime talk show “The View” to CNN for a whopping $400 million. According to industry insiders, the decision to sell “The View” was made after ABC executives realized that they were no longer […]

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Just in: Clint Eastwood Crucifies Snarky Brat Alyssa Milano on Twitter, “Grow Up, You’re 50”

In a shocking turn of events, legendary actor and director Clint Eastwood took to Twitter to publicly crucify actress and political activist Alyssa Milano. In a series of scathing tweets, Eastwood berated Milano for her supposed immaturity and urged her to “grow up” despite her being a mature 50 years old. Eastwood’s tweets began with […]

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