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Dennis Quaid Pulls His Exclusive Show From ABC: “Why Stay On A Sinking Ship?”

In a dramatic move that has sent waves through the entertainment industry, actor Dennis Quaid has officially pulled his exclusive show from ABC, delivering a parting shot that echoed throughout Hollywood: “Why stay on a sinking ship?” The decision, which comes amid ongoing controversies surrounding ABC and its handling of recent political debates, has left […]

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Dennis Quaid’s Reagan Becomes the #1 Movie in the Whole World Despite Being Banned from Liberal Hollywood

In a plot twist that not even Hollywood screenwriters could have predicted, Dennis Quaid’s Reagan has soared to the top of the global box office, becoming the #1 movie in the world despite being largely ignored, criticized, and in some cases, unofficially banned by what many are calling “Liberal Hollywood.” It seems the tale of […]

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Dennis Quaid Signs $100 Million Deal With Warner Bros. A For Non-Woke Movie After Success of Reagan

After the unprecedented success of his latest film Reagan, which shattered box office records and earned $1 billion in just one week, Dennis Quaid has signed a $100 million deal with Warner Bros to star in an upcoming non-woke movie. This announcement comes as Hollywood witnesses a growing shift in audience preferences, with more moviegoers […]

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PFATS Cancels Scholarships Of 10 Players For Anthem Kneeling, “Kneel For The Flag”

In a move that has sent shockwaves through the sports world, the Professional Football Athletic Trainers Society (PFATS) has announced the cancellation of scholarships for 10 NFL students who were found guilty of the unforgivable sin of kneeling during the national anthem. This bold decision has been met with both cheers and jeers, depending on […]

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Breaking: Dennis Quaid’s New Anti-Woke Movie Reagan Breaks All Records, Earns $1 Billion in One Week

In a stunning triumph that has left Hollywood buzzing, Dennis Quaid’s latest film, Reagan, has shattered box office records, raking in an unprecedented $1 billion within its first week of release. The movie, which offers a fresh take on the life and legacy of Ronald Reagan, has resonated deeply with audiences across the globe, proving […]

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Breaking: Dennis Quaid Joins Roseanne Barr and Tim Allen’s New Non-Woke Actors’ Alliance

In an era where the entertainment industry is frequently polarized by social and political ideologies, a new alliance is making headlines. Veteran actors Roseanne Barr and Tim Allen have launched a “Non-Woke Actors’ Alliance,” and their latest addition, Dennis Quaid, has added significant star power to the movement. This alliance aims to provide a platform […]

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