Breaking: Jack Black Vows To Leave The US Permanently, “I Just Can’t Take It Anymore”
In a stunning turn of events, beloved actor and musician Jack Black has announced his departure from the United States, citing a lack of respect as the primary reason for his decision. The star, known for his infectious energy and comedic prowess, made the announcement during a heartfelt press conference that left fans both shocked […]
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Breaking: Roseanne Barr Blames Antifa for Trump Rally Scare, Proposes Building Wall Around Stages
In a move that surprised absolutely no one who’s been paying attention, Roseanne Barr has decided to insert herself into the latest political fray, blaming Antifa for the recent scare at a Trump rally in Pennsylvania and proposing the construction of a wall around stages at all future Trump events. The former sitcom star and […]
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“Take Your Wokeness With You”: Candace Owens Throws Lia Thomas Out Of The View Set
In a turn of events that left viewers of “The View” both bewildered and amused, Candace Owens, the newest co-host replacing Whoopi Goldberg, took a stand against what she called “extreme wokeness” by theatrically ejecting Lia Thomas, the transgender swimmer, from the show’s set. The episode, which critics are already calling a mix between a […]
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“Go To China”: Mike Tomlin Schools America-Hating James Lebron
In a stunning turn of events that has rocked the nation, Pittsburgh Steelers head coach Mike Tomlin delivered a scathing, satirical rebuke to NBA superstar James Lebron during a recent press conference. The comment, “Go to China,” was not just a geographical suggestion but a masterclass in irony and rhetorical flair. The sporting world, known […]
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Breaking: ABC Signs A $400 Million Deal With Tucker Carlson For A Late-Night Show, “Going to Replace Jimmy Kimmel Show”
In an unexpected move that has left media enthusiasts and political pundits buzzing, ABC has reportedly signed a $400 million deal with Tucker Carlson, the former Fox News host, to headline a new late-night show. This new program is set to replace “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” which has been a fixture of ABC’s late-night lineup for […]
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